SEX ED The question that follows will probably sound real stank to some straight women since it’s coming from a gay man but here goes:
At this point, why are single women still taking a pill (daily and, per instructions, at the same time each day) that alters your hormonal balance AND tricks your body into thinking it’s pregnant all the time because yo dumb ass & your boyfriend don’t like the way condoms feel?
I was dumbfounded when I spoke to a female friend about a venereal disease she’d caught and when I asked her about using protection she replied, “Of course I use protection, I’m on the pill.” [Oh you know my black ass will talk about that more in a different post but for now…] HPV is a very real and very deadly threat to women more than men which is why most straight men aren’t quick to get tested regularly.
As my good friend Asie said to me recently, “As long as there isn’t burning, sores to be found or things jumping off their dicks, straight guys don’t care what they carry.” (click the image to go to her amazing website)
Ladies, know your worth. It took millions of gay men dying for us to find ours and it shouldn’t happen to you as well.
More information about human papillomavirus (HPV) can be found here: http://www.cdc.gov/hpv/
p.s. And if he still won’t have sex with you because of a condom he’s gay because no straight man is THAT ok with blue balls.
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