SEX ED New is always the new black.

My buddy was going on about this Mila Kunis photo this weekend at a reception and his tipsy girlfriend looked at me with puppy dog sad eyes and was like, “How do I even compete?” and I was like, “Bitch stop cryin’, last week it was that blonde chick with the big tits that Terry Richardson boned on set. It’s never about ‘The Sexiest’ with men, it’s about the new. You can’t compete, just wait for them to get bored and then lay that pussy down right. Here, (handing her a napkin) dry your eyes.”